Edward's improper proposal...

Just as Harry was walking away from a heated argument with Hermione on that oh-so-beautiful bridge at Hogwarts..thinking why-oh-why GIRLS are SO sensitive and naggy, he heard someone calling him from behind.

"Hey, Harry!!"

Harry stopped dead, silently wishing he hadn't quarrelled with Hermione and ended up walking alone back to the castle.. He turned around apprehensively, knowing who that soft velvet voice belonged to, and replied.."Yessss?"

"Oh hi Harry! Wow.. Been trying to get to you for awhile now.. You keep disappearing everytime I thought I saw you! It's like.. it's like MAGIC!!", Edward exclaimed. "Or.... unless you have been avoiding me? Haha!", teased Edward, wagging an elegant pale finger at Harry, looking at him with those beautiful piercing eyes, lips so charmingly crooked into a smirk. *to be continued*


"Erm.. yeah.. JUST like MAGIC huh?", replied Harry, "...u bimbo", adding that under his breath. "So..WASSUP!!!", Harry tried his best to sound enthusiastic, punching Edward playfully on the chest.

Looks at the spot where he just got hit, "Well, u see.. I haven't really thank you for letting me in the secret of the first task.. by the way,Ouch, Harry! haha.. Anyway, I thought I should return you the favor..", Edward replied with a serious face..

"Oh it's really ok, Edward..don't trouble yourself! We're both from Hogwarts! I'm sure you'd do the same if you had known!", Harry flashed a mega-watt smile.

"No no! It's alright Harry! No trouble at all! So... you know... I heard the prefect's bathroom is not a bad place for a sweet bath for couples... we could go try it out.. BLOP!! "

"WHAT??!!"


~The End~


Don't understand it ? Don't read Harry Potter ? Do not know what's the first task Edward was talking about ?? Hmmm??? huh??? Hahaha.. Well don't worry!! We have the ending JUST for YOU !!


Alternate Ending

*continued*
...Without much said, Harry turned and walked away, knowing that Edward, is in the wrong storybook..

Ta-da!
~The End~

Harry Goner

Harry : Ahh!! YOU!! Volder- no I can't say your name becau-....wait... Where's your nose???

Voldemort : Say my name !!

Harry : No !!! NEVER!! WHERE'S YOUR NOSE!!

*Harry started throwing biscuits at him. Constantly. *

Voldemort : What the- !!

Harry : You are here to steal my nose right?!?!... you.. bald.... smelly man !!

*Continues to throw biscuits at him.*

Voldemort : If you continue to throw biscuits at me.. I will get upset and kill you !!

Harry : Hahahhaha!! YOU? Kill me ??? I'm Stronger than u...

At this time, Voldemort picks up his wand and Avada Kedavra-ed Harry.. THE killing curse..
BUT ! Harry had the love charm from his mother!!!

The spell hit Harry and rebound back to Voldemort ! And he went "AHHH!!!!"

And the spell hit back to Harry !

And Harry went "AHHHH!!!!"

And rebounded back to Voldemort !

And Voldemort went "AHHH!!! I can't breathe!!"

And it rebounded back to Harry !

Harry went "AHH!!! When you are hurting, I AM HURTING!!"

And it went back to Voldemort again!

And he went "AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Both died..

Gaylight

Edward sighed as he slowly assembled his thoughts.


He took Bella's hands and sat silently, staring into her eyes as he hesitated to tell her the secret. The secret that he has kept for a long time for all these years. The secret, that would inevitably destroy him, and his family if it is known to public. The secret that would destroy Bella's life for as long as she lives.


A secret that she.... should know...

******

"Bella?" he said gently.

"Yes, Edward? " she immediately responded, with eyes staring deep into his eyes. Her eyes shone with hope and anticipation, oblivious to the impending horror she'd find behind the eyes of that tall handsome man.

"I...I'M GAY!!! " Edward finally choked out the words and buried his face into his hands. "I'm sorry! Please..Please forgive me! I can't take this anymore! I just can't! I'm sorry Bella..I've let you down..I'M SORRY!!"

Bella's eyes widened in disbelief. Suddenly, her world had collapsed around her..then it spinned. She tilted her head back and screamed like she had never screamed before."NOOOOOooooOOoooo!!!!!" She screamed...And she screamed..And she SCREAAMMMED.

Tears ran down from her beautiful eyes..And those tears..those salty tears.. kept on flowing.. flowing.. and flowing.... AND flowing...

And at this very moment, Edward shouted, "JUST JOKING !!!".

Bella jerked her head back down so fast that she choked on her own saliva. She choked and she choked and she choked. Even more than you could imagine.

5 seconds later, Bella died.